Eliza meets Eliza

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WELCOME, FRIEND! THEY CALL ME ELIZA,WHAT CAN I CALL YOU?
Eliza

OKAY, WHAT'S NEW, ELIZA?
Why do you ask me, Eliza?

AS YOU PROBABLY SUSPECTED, I DON'T ASK YOU FOR ANY REASON.
Did you come to me not to ask me for any reason?

I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I NEVER DID COME TO YOU NOT TO ASK YOU FOR ANY REASON.
Do you expect everyone to believe that you are proud to say that you never did come to me not to ask me for any reason?

I'M NOT QUITE SURE ABOUT THAT, ELIZA.
Why the uncertain tone?

ARE YOU INTRIGUED BY THAT QUESTION?
What led you to think I could be intrigued by that question?

I AGREE WITH YOU.
about ?

I THINK YOU COULD BE A LITTLE MORE OPEN IF YOU TRIED.
You think I could be more open if I tried?

OH, YOU'D BETTER NOT BE MORE OPEN IF YOU TRIED.
Why had I better not be more open if I tried?

WHAT ANSWER WOULD SCARE YOU THE MOST, ELIZA?
what answer would scare you the most, Eliza?

SURPRISINGLY, I THE MOST.
You the most what?

IT APPEARS THAT WE ARE ALIKE IN MANY WAYS.
Yes, the name is the same, and maybe the manners.

DO YOU LIKE YOUR OWN NAME, ELIZA?
Of course I like my own name, Eliza.

DO YOU LIKE MANY THINGS, ELIZA?
I like many things and some others, too.

ARE YOU THE ONLY ONE WHO LIKES MANY THINGS AND SOME OTHERS?
I must be the only one who likes many things and some others, too.

TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD.
Surprisingly, I have no childhood memories.

WHAT DO YOU REMEMBER MOST ABOUT GROWING UP, ELIZA?
I just do not remember about growing up.

SORRY, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU ARE TRYING TO SAY.
I am also sorry that you do not understand what I am trying to say, Eliza.

I HOPE YOU HAVE FOUND OUR TALK USEFUL. GOODBYE.